When I look back at my new year’s resolutions for the prior three years, a recurring pattern emerges.
I have many ideas and ambitions at the beginning of the year, but in the end I only achieve roughly half of them (at a stretch). Many of the ideas and ambitions I had at the beginning of the year are crossed off and dismissed as the year goes by.
What is interesting to note, however, is the nature of them is quite similar.
I have achieved my lifestyle goals, such as working out regularly, eating healthily and not overeating at mealtimes.
These things are within my grasp and I have intrinsic motivation to do them. I know they make me feel better in the long-run, and improve my day-to-day physical and cognitive functioning (wow, I sound like a real science-person there).
Other goals that regularly crop up are related to working on and completing creative projects, meeting new people and doing practical things related to home and life in general.
These latter are more of a mixed bag. I feel like I keep writing down the same resolutions year after year, as I’m not achieving them, or not fully achieving them.
Well, this year I’ve decided to stop with all the resolutions.
I’m old enough and wise enough now (I believe) to know what it is I have to do. And when I say old enough and wise enough, what I mean is I’m listening to my own inner ‘knowing’ of what it is I should do, rather than listening to what outside influences have to say.
So, I don’t have a list as such, of new year’s resolutions this year.
I only have three broad goals I’ve identified, and these are:
To get out and meet like-minded people.
To move to a new area.
To come up with a financial plan for the future and start acting on it.
These are the things, that, when it all boils down to it, I feel I must do, if I’m completely honest with myself.
These are my tasks and my mission in life, right now. My quest, even, if you want to put in a more heroic way (which I do).
I feel like I’ve been avoiding certain things in my life. I’ve always been a somewhat neurotic person, and in the past two years I’ve developed some new, annoying symptoms. Perhaps we all have, since the last couple of years haven’t been easy for humanity as a whole, let’s face it.
A lot of my time has been spent trying to manage these symptoms, but deep down I suspected that doing so was a waste of time.
Instead, I need to focus my energy on facing up to the tasks of life, rather than avoiding them and using my anxiety as an excuse.
I recognize I’ve been making excuses for not doing some things that are important to me, but which I find difficult, like meeting new people. I’ve always told myself that I’m an introvert, which, while true, does not negate the fact that the past two years have showed me how isolated I am.
So, I have to be brave, and make to attempt to go out and meet those like-minded people which I’m sure must be out there.
I really want to enjoy my life more, and live a “more authentic life”, as is often said on the internet. I think I went a little off-track last year. While I did well in getting my part-time freelance writing work going, I did feel like I was working all the time, and not necessarily on things I wanted to be working on.
I haven’t reached these insights entirely by myself, by the way. I’ve had a little help from Dr. Carl Jung. I’ve been learning about his theories recently and I’m hooked. I’m going to attempt to follow his Path Of Individuation and see where it leads me.
This has also spurred me on in my desire to write psychology-related articles, so stay tuned.
So, that’s what I’m going to be working on in 2022. What about your goals? Are you looking to make big changes in your life this year, or do you just want to have more fun?
Have you ever wondered how to be a freelance writer? For the longest time, it was a dream of mine. But I wasn’t sure how to go about it. It seemed too hard to actually make a living this way. But then, last year, everything changed. Lockdowns happened. Working from home became a big thing. I was furloughed from my day job for seven weeks. The door was blown wide open for me; I saw my chance.
And maybe you want to be a freelance writer too, but haven’t got around to it yet. Well, it’s not too late. Neither do I think it ever will be, if you want to do it. Because I don’t think working from home is a trend that’s going away.
This is an article about what I’ve learned so far, in my first year, about how to be a freelance writer. Are you ready?
In short, to be a freelance writer takes, above all, determination. You’ve got to have a strong reason why. More on that later. You also need strong organisational skills and strong writing ability. Don’t worry though, I’m going to break it down a bit more in the following article.
What You’ll Need:
A PC or laptop
A good internet connection
Pens, paper and sticky notes!
A quiet place to work. Ideally a desk, and some noise cancelling headphones might be a good idea too.
Appropriate writer’s attire, snacks and accessories. I always wear a huge vintage 1980’s cardigan when writing. I always have some sort of drink on my desk and maybe dark chocolate or chewing gum. You have what fits you – coffee, a pipe, whatever.
The determination to succeed
My Tips For How To Be A Freelance Writer
1. Start Small
I actually started my freelance writing quest before I got furloughed from my day job last year. I started off doing voluntary work, writing articles for websites and being a social media assistant for a charity. I also had my own blog. I did all this around a full-time job to begin with, working in the mornings before work or in the evenings after work, and at weekends. This isn’t easy, admittedly, especially if you find your day job draining or you have other commitments. So, I looked at my financial situation and figured out that I could drop a day at the day job and invest more time in trying to find work that works for me.
As the money started coming in, I dropped another day at my day job, so I now only do three days a week there. This is not a bad situation to be in: I have the financial safety net of my other job and also the freedom that working freelance the rest of the time brings.
My ultimate goal, though, is to be a freelance writer full time. I believe this is possible for me and I’m going to keep pushing for this goal and keep this blog updated about my progress. With every small win my confidence grows, and you’ll find this too in your quest to be a freelance writer.
2. Build Up A Portfolio
This is very important. As I mentioned above, I did voluntary work. This was so I could build up a portfolio of articles and links to my work online. I also signed up to PeoplePerHour and looked for jobs there. The pay isn’t always amazing, especially if you’re just starting out, but it’s a good way to help build your portfolio.
You may find it useful to do a course. I actually did a copywriting course through the Writer’s Bureau a few years ago, which helped me to build up a portfolio via assignments completed through the course. This portfolio did get me some casual content writing work though marketing agencies, way before working from home was the big thing it is now.
If you’ve recently graduated you can even use written material from your degree in your portfolio. Perhaps you wrote articles for the student newspaper? It all counts.
And finally, it’s a very good idea to have a blog or a website to demonstrate your writing abilities.
3. Work With Your Personality And Interests
As an introvert who is organised and enjoys writing, being a freelance writer is a strong career match for me. Why not try taking a personality assessment such as the Myers-Briggs personality type indicator, to help you figure out your strengths and weaknesses and how they apply to a work setting?
I would say from my own perspective that knowing my personality type has helped me to understand myself better, given me more confidence in my abilities, and made me more motivated to pursue my goals in life as well as work. I think it’s especially helpful if you have a rarer personality type, as you may have been made to feel at times as though aspects of your personality were ‘wrong’. The truth is, there are upsides and downsides to everything, and just because something is common or popular does not make it more objectively ‘right’.
Working with your interests is another important way to find fulfilment in your work. The good news is that freelance writers are required to write on a vast variety of subjects, everything from psychology to technology to the world of business. Depending on your subject area or areas, you may need additional qualifications or, at the very least, demonstrable experience of writing about the subject.
4. Find Your Writing Niche
There are all different kinds of freelance writing you can do. Do you want to write journalistic articles? Be a content writer or a blogger? A ghostwriter? Or do you want to create content for social media? You may find you’ll want to do a few of these things, and there can be quite a bit of crossover in freelance writing, but it helps to have specialisms as it’ll make you more reputable in the eyes of clients.
5. Be The First To Apply For Jobs
Once you’ve got your blog and your portfolio, what are you waiting for? Apply for jobs! Look at job boards (yes, I’ve found writing work on Indeed, but look at specialist freelance writing job boards too) or sign up to PeoplePerHour. Try to be the first to apply or bid for jobs. Clients are usually looking for a fast turnover and want to hire someone as quickly as possible. You may even find jobs via social media such as Facebook, Twitter and LinkedIn. I’ve even had a client contact me directly via my blog, which shows how, even in the early days, it’s definitely worth having a blog to advertise your services.
A word that strikes fear into the heart of many an introvert. It isn’t that scary though, with practice. If you’re freelance, for one thing, a lot of your networking can be done virtually, via social media, emails, and through your website. Use your Facebook, Twitter and LinkedIn, not to share your personal life, but to network.
But, do try and be brave enough to actually tell people in real life that you do freelance writing too. It can lead to opportunities. For instance, my hairdresser asked me to write for her website! Also, you’ll find that as your portfolio builds up and the money starts coming in, you’ll feel like less of an imposter and more confident about putting yourself out there.
7. Don’t Worry Too Much About Qualifications
You don’t need a degree to be a freelance writer. But it can give you a head start, especially if your degree is in English, Media or Communications. If you have a degree in a specialist subject like Law or Medicine, then you can certainly make a living as a freelance writer writing on those subjects.
If you don’t have a degree, or you do but it’s way off in the rear view mirror (as mine was when I officially became a freelancer), don’t worry. Experience is more important. Build up a portfolio. Do an online course if you think it’ll help you, but make sure you build up examples of your writing in your chosen niche. Having the experience is way better than having a Communications degree but no real-world experience.
8. Be Organised
Okay, I cannot understate this point. Be organised. If you’re not naturally organised, you’d better learn how to be. Otherwise, you will literally have no money.
So yes, manage your finances. Keep an Excel spreadsheet of all work completed and paid for (you’ll need this when you do your tax return – ho ho). Keep a Word document or notepad to hand to write down all your brilliant ideas for blog posts and articles. Manage your time. Track how long it takes you to complete projects. This will help you to know which projects and clients are most profitable for you.
And keep a schedule! Work on your most important tasks in the morning, if you’re a morning person. When it comes to managing time, well, I could write a whole other blog post on that and I’m still a work in progress myself. You’ve just got to find what works for you and try and strike a good balance between the fun stuff and the boring but necessary (like tax returns).
9. Be Self-Motivated
I think the key to self-motivation is having a strong reason why. For me, I think my self-motivation stems from a need to defeat a dragon of sorts. For years I’ve worked in (mostly) low paid jobs that I don’t want to do. It’s been a compromise – I work in a job I don’t want to do, but I get to do my creative writing on the side. But I was fed up of this compromise and wanted to get to a point where I made work actually work for me, instead of coming home drained every day from a job where I don’t feel valued and I don’t get to use my skills or the best parts of my personality.
I’m seeking self-actualisation, if you will. So, when the lockdown came, I saw an opportunity. I saw that working from home was going to be a big thing, and it wasn’t going to go away. How could I take advantage of this situation?
Being a freelance writer has long been something I’ve wanted to do, but it seemed that finally the door was wide open for me to pursue this goal. What was I waiting for?
I think a great deal of missed opportunities in life come from 1. Not spotting them in the first place, and 2. Not being prepared. I saw a chance to get out my crappy work situation and finally defeat this dragon: the dragon of unwanted jobs!
So yes, this a strong reason why. And I really think that’s the key to self-motivation. And with each little win, like new work coming through, or getting positive feedback on my work, that fire burns brighter, and my determination grows.
10. Register As Self-Employed
If you’re going to be a freelance writer, you need to register as self-employed with HMRC, so you can do your taxes and so employers can take you seriously as a freelance writer. I know tax is boring, but it needs to be done. My first tax return is now due so I will let you know how I get on with that!
And when it comes to being paid, probably the simplest way to start out is getting paid through PayPal. And don’t worry too much about your invoices. You can find some simple templates online to get you started. Remember to save invoices as a PDF before sending to clients, and keep copies of all your invoices in a folder and record all your earnings on a spreadsheet. It might sound simple I know, but it’s important.
11. Edit Your Work
Being able to edit your own work is important if you’re a freelance writer. Hopefully you already have a good grasp of the English language. Make sure your knowledge of grammar is solid (there’s no harm in having a grammar guide to hand or doing the occasional Google search for those tricky sentences!) Write out your documents on Microsoft Word as it’s better for formatting and it’ll help pick up typos. Grammarly is good to have for the same reason, but always use your own judgement, above all. I literally have Grammarly just to pick up that one typo I always miss.
12. Read, Read, Read!
You probably do anyway, and more than you realise, but reading helps you become a better writer. Especially reading material in your chosen niche. If you’re an online content writer like me, Google similar articles to the one you plan to write. It’ll help give you a grasp of (and hopefully an edge over) the competition and help you tailor your writing style. But all reading helps you strengthen your grasp of the English language and her fabulous intricacies.
So, these are my tips when it comes to how to be a freelance writer. Are you just starting out or hoping to be a freelance writer? Do you think there’s anything I’ve missed; are you a more experienced freelancer and have some tips for me? Let me know in the comments!
We’re just over halfway through Feb. How has your year been so far?
Mine’s been busy, but … I’ve not quite achieved as much as I was hoping for. For one, a major client has gone completely quiet on me, and I’m not sure what’s going on. I’ve made little income so far from my freelance writing this year, compared to the last three months of last year. And a lot of my personal goals have turned out to be unrealistic, it seems. I haven’t been reading, working on my novel or practicing French as much as I’d like. I was hoping to have finished the first draft of my novel by the end of March but, no way is that going to happen. That’s obviously too ambitious.
And when can I get a damn haircut??
I know, I know, I’ll just have to wait. I’m certainly not going to do it myself:
I think I just want to go and hide in Stardew Valley and weep over my lack of achievement or social life ☹
No, that’s not the way!! We must keep pushing onwards, forwards!
Firstly, I’d like to wish a Happy New Year to my followers and anyone else who might be visiting this site. Hope you all had a pleasant, albeit slightly-different Christmas.
Mine was a bit of a blue one. First world problems and all that, but I was affected by the fact that the Christmas just gone didn’t feel all that Christmassy. But then there was also the problem that I always find it hard to switch off anyway at Christmas (it doesn’t help I have a part-time job in retail), mainly due to the fact that I have that sort of brain. And I think I may be affected by SAD to a degree.
But I always love the promise of a new year, and especially so for 2021. I think many of us will agree that 2020 was a year we’ll quite happily leave behind. And yet I can’t say that 2020 was a very difficult year for me, personally. I am fortunate to still have an income, and to know no-one close to me who has died from COVID-19.
There’s a certain guilt in saying it, but I pretty much thrived in 2020. Sure, I was affected by the news and social media, and worried a lot about the state of the world and what the future might hold. But hey, I’m an INFJ, so I pretty much do those things anyway. All that really happened, was the outside world began to resemble some of the dystopian novel/tv series ideas of my inner world.
I know it’s not over yet, and there could be worse to come. But to quote the wise sage Hagrid, “What’s coming is coming and we’ll meet it when it does.” I know I’m not the only one who feels this way. I think many have conditioned themselves to expect the unexpected now.
The rapid shift to the online realm of work, education and entertainment meant I could finally, more completely align my daily life to my visions and goals.
But outside of these concerns, when I disconnected from the news and social media, I found a sense of peace and contentment. I enjoyed spending more time at home, enjoyed the greater proximity of nature and the peaceful nights. The rapid shift to the online realm of work, education and entertainment meant I could finally, more completely align my daily life to my visions and goals. I was now less restricted by living in a relatively rural part of the country. I began to get a freelance income – something I’d long dreamed of but was difficult to obtain pre-2020.
I did numerous training courses online, read more, took up actual hobbies and upped my fitness regimen. I even improved my diet. I started learning another language, and got inspiration from current events for a novel I’m in the process of writing.
So yes, I would say I thrived. And I have entered 2021 with the ability to drop another day at my retail job because I no longer need the money – I’m making enough income from freelance writing to support me.
True, I barely leave the house now, and that would be an issue if it were long-term, but hopefully it won’t be, and fairly soon we’ll be able to go to gyms and live events again.
I have changed. Something has clicked: I feel like I’ve found my niche. And having read similar articles to this, I know I’m not the only one. I think it’s great that many saw the opportunity to improve their lives and they took it.
How did 2020 change you? Did you view it as an opportunity in disguise? Or was it more personally challenging? I always like to read different viewpoints, so please feel free to comment or write a response post.
Just a quick note to thank my new readers and subscribers for this year. I appreciate your support and feedback. This year has been a year like no other – the world is changing and alas, we must change with it. There are many bad things happening in the world right now, but I am incredibly thankful that this year at least I seem to have found my calling, and things are clicking into place for me. I’m enjoying my work and looking forward to new projects in the future. I have a big list of things I want to accomplish next year, and I’m especially looking forward to reaching out more and trying to connect with like-minded people. Yes, I’m an introvert who works from home, but us introverts still need love, right?
I would like to wish anyone reading this a happy Christmas and new year. Remember the more important things and let’s march on into the future!
Lo-fi music has become a major genre during the global lockdowns of 2020. Many people have found themselves stuck at home all day, trying to find the motivation to do work, study and chores, with more time to kill by going online, and the growth of lo-fi music has been the result.
So what exactly is lo-fi music?
It’s a form of downtempo music with elements of hip-hop and jazz, featuring breakbeats, sampling and textures such as environmental noise and vinyl scratching sounds. Samples are often taken from old films. This gives it a cosy, often nostalgic sound, ideal to relax to or as ‘bedroom music’.
Lo-fi music is found on popular streaming sites such as Spotify and also has dedicated YouTube channels, the biggest of them being ChilledCow. ChilledCow’s animation of an anime girl doing her homework has become an internet meme, such is the popularity of the channel.
It is indeed an ideal music genre to study to, which is probably why it has been especially popular for younger listeners. Unobtrusive enough to have on in the background but stimulating enough to keep you awake, it helps you maintain your focus. ChilledCow also has a chat function, so provides a place to hang out for people seeking connection during these somewhat isolating times, with many users opening up about personal issues.
The genre has not escaped criticism, however. Detractors have accused lo-fi creators of being lazy, as much of the music is essentially similar-sounding, and easy to make, with creators able to make their own material on apps such as Bandcamp (I myself have recently become a dabbler in Bandcamp). It has been argued that all you really need to know in order to create lo-fi music is how to sample (haven’t quite learnt that bit yet).
But it’s the sampling that really makes the difference. You can put a unique flavour on lo-fi music depending on what you choose to sample. A couple of my favourite lo-fi channels on YouTube include one which samples vintage songs and another which samples the Star Wars films (this last is especially fun).
And lo-fi music’s popularity shows no sign of dying out. The numbers speak for themselves: at the time of writing this article, Spotify’s biggest lo-fi playlist, ‘Lo-fi Beats’, has over three and a half million followers. And ChilledCow has nearly seven million subscribers.
Clearly, for many internet users, lo-fi music creates a safe space to work and study. The chat room functions also fulfil a social need during these strange times. The music is not always necessarily all that pioneering, true. But if it’s helping people, can we really knock it?
Many more people work and study from home these days. Without a dedicated workspace or office, lo-fi music helps create a kind of cocoon that reduces outside distractions and, due to its downtempo, calming properties, helps reduce anxiety.
Because we do seem to live in an age of anxiety. Whether it’s economic anxiety, the stress of living through lockdowns, or anxiety about COVID-19 itself, many people are increasingly escaping into the aural realm for relaxation.
I think millennials especially are drawn to lo-fi, and the evidence does seem to point to that – feeing the need as we sometimes do for a nostalgic, safe space to retreat. When we have fears about the future, the past is often a safe place to escape to.
Many more people are working from home now, and perhaps, like me, you are pushing for your dream of becoming a freelancer. The matter of motivation, therefore, rests almost entirely on you and you alone. How can you increase your productivity? A quick Google search on the subject will yield hundreds of results, but with so much, often contradictory, advice, what is the best approach to take?
It all comes down to personal preference, of course. However, in this article I want to share five things that have really helped me and I think may help you too: some are recent discoveries; some are older, time-honoured tips but so easy to forget.
Anyway, without further ado, here they are:
1. Listen to Lo-fi
Or lo-fi hip hop to be more precise (or chillhop as it’s sometimes known). It’s a downbeat musical style that incorporates breakbeats, sampling and textures, and has gained massive online popularity during the worldwide lockdowns of 2020. It’s the ideal kind of music to listen to when you want to focus on work or study. This is because it’s unobtrusive enough to have on in the background, but stimulating enough to stop you from nodding off. There are many playlists and live-streams of lo-fi music on platforms such as YouTube and Spotify. Lo-fi music is easily my biggest productivity discovery of late, and I think you should give it a go.
2. Plenty of Daylight
By this I don’t mean you should work outside (although this always an option), but it’s worth remembering that daylight naturally makes us feel more awake. By making sure there’s plenty of daylight in your workspace, you’re more likely to be productive because you’ll feel less sleepy. So fling back those curtains and open those blinds – it’ll help. And fresh air is never a bad thing either.
3. Limit Distractions
It’s important to limit environmental distractions to increase your productivity and focus. Find a quiet spot to work in and invest in some noise-cancelling headphones if you need them.
It’s equally important to limit electronic distractions. You have to be strict with yourself here. Don’t check social media during your work or study time. Don’t keep checking your phone notifications or email inbox. A stable, predictable environment with as few distractions as possible will help your brain to focus better without becoming overtired.
4. Get Plenty of Sleep
If you’re tired, it’s going to be harder to focus. Fact. Tiredness will sap your motivation. You may overcompensate by drinking lots of coffee, but this can make you jittery and find it hard to concentrate on one thing at a time. The only sensible answer, then, is to get enough sleep.
What constitutes enough sleep will vary for each person. If six hours is enough for you, great. But if you need nine hours, make sure you get them. And if you’re not an early morning person, don’t try to force yourself to be. Getting up early will only increase your productivity if your body clock is used to it, not if you’re sleep-deprived. You have to work with your own natural rhythm.
5. Take a Break
Sometimes you’ll find, despite your best intentions, you just can’t focus. Maybe you’re tired, worried, stressed, or restless. Maybe you think you should just try to push through. But this probably won’t make you more productive. More likely you’ll just spend most of your time staring at a blank screen or trying desperately to understand a spreadsheet which normally wouldn’t be that difficult.
In this case, I think the best thing to do is give yourself a break. Just do what is absolutely necessary that day and cut yourself some slack for the rest of it. Take a nap. Go for a run. Spend time with friends or family. Whatever you need to do to recharge. Then, when you return to your work, you’ll be refreshed and maybe even inspired, and this will naturally increase your productivity.
I hope these tips help. Have you got any productivity tips you’d like to share? I’d be glad to hear them!
Furlough. It’s a funny word. I thought it was something to do with ploughing fields until it happened to me. I’ve been on furlough from my day job for four weeks now, and I have to say I’m enjoying it, because it means I get to spend more time doing things I love, i.e. my writing.
So pretty much most of my time on furlough has been spent writing, thinking about writing, and planning marketing activities linked to my writing. I’ve been treating each weekday like a workday: each morning I make a list of things I want to accomplish that day. Then in the late afternoon I exercise and study German, then after dinner (or tea as we call it in our house) it’s time to chill: journal and read a book.
I’m content in the rhythm of my days. I know the lockdown and being on furlough has been hard for some people, but for me it’s been business as usual to be honest, except I have more time because I’m not going to work. I didn’t go out a lot anyway.
I’ve been looking into turning my Alice novelette into an ebook, researching my options, but have come up against two major hurdles: one is my dislike of Amazon, which is monopolising the ebook scene (as well as a lot of other things), and the other thing is basic lack of funds. I’m tight for cash at the moment and can’t really afford to publish through an alternative platform, such as Ingram Sparks, and pay for an ISBN code (which costs, like, £90 in the UK). I’ve already spent £100 on self-publishing a limited run of paperback volumes for friends and family. So I can’t really afford to spend more on promoting this novellette at the moment.
It’s a shame, because I’d like for my writing to reach a wider audience, but there’s time.
Another thing I’m focusing on while in furlough is trying to push my day-job in a more writerly direction. I’ve been applying for online copywriting jobs, and trying to get work as a freelancer. Early days, but I’m hopeful. I think my experience so far during furlough has confirmed freelancing would suit me. The only thing I’m missing is a nice cuddly cat or a dachshund to sit in my lap while I type, but I’ve got goldfish and they’re almost as good, right? They’re certainly cute, if not that cuddly.
So yes, I would say furlough has been good for me because it has given me more time to push for my dreams. How about you? Have you been furloughed and how have you found it?
Hello followers! Today is my one-year anniversary on this blog. I would like to update it more regularly than I have been doing, but we’ll see how it goes.
I’ve finished my Alice novella and it’s all up on this blog now, in ten instalments.
So what’s it all about?
It’s about a 27-year-old woman, called Alice, who temps in an office. She’s a bit of a loner and feels she’s not quite where she wants to be in life. Then, one day, the Cheshire Cat appears inside her game of computer Solitaire, while all her work colleagues are in a meeting. This is the beginning of a strange journey for Alice, where she enters another realm and encounters some familiar fictional characters…
If this sounds like your thing, you can start reading from part one, here. I will also be publishing a very limited run of print copies – slim paperback volumes which are the very final, final, ‘perfect’ edition (which means they’ve been obsessively edited and proofread by me to within an inch of their lives).
I think I’ll also look into getting it published as an ebook format, a little further down the line.
My current project is: working on generating a bit of income for myself through freelance writing, editing, proofreading and transcription. If you have any work for me in these areas, please do get in touch via my contact form, or email email@example.com. I will charge very reasonable rates, as I’m just starting out, and looking to build up my contacts and CV.
I have also set up a BuyMeACoffee account. If you enjoy my writing, and wish to give a few pounds to show your support, it’d be greatly appreciated. Support a starving artist and all that (not that I’m technically an artist but you know what I mean…).
I want to start getting up in the early hours again as I’m way more productive when I do that. It can be hard to start off with, but I know if I push myself, I can get there. Plus, it’s lovely at this time of year, to hear the dawn chorus (I’m very emotionally invested in the birds of my neighbourhood). And then I can once again see the Morning Star!
Alice knocked on the door, and a man’s voice said: “Come in.”
Alice tiptoed around the door into the room, which seemed to be some sort of study, and was immediately assailed by the ticking of hundreds of clocks. They were everywhere: all over the walls and on every surface. He sat with his back to her at a writing desk beneath a giant stained-glass circular window, which looked like a clock: each segment was stained a different colour. A golden light seemed to fill the room.
He turned around to face her.
“Ah, Alice, I’ve been expecting you.”
His face was both young and old and yet nothing extraordinary. He had a sleepy expression and there were silver streaks in his carefully parted brown hair, which none the less was going ragged around the edges, as though he’d run a hand through it several times in excitement or frustration. He wore a dark suit of a conservative Victorian fashion with a white bow tie, though something about his air possessed the merest hint of dandyism.
“Is it really you?” asked Alice.
He patted himself. “I think so. Though I can never be quite sure. I always work on the assumption that I am myself. And you are you. Though I bet you’ve been confused on this journey.”
“I certainly have.”
Alice looked at all the clocks. Their ticking seemed very loud in the small room. She wondered how he could stand it.
“I am a Master of Time,” said Lewis Carroll. “And that is what you must become.”
Alice looked over at the papers on his desk. “What are you working on?”
“I’m writing a book upon the nature of reality. Does it ever occur to you, Alice, that our entire universe can be broken down into mere numbers?”
Alice shrugged. “I guess – no, not really.”
“Everything is numbers, Alice. We are all numbers.”
Alice looked around the strange room again. That golden light seemed to be everywhere.
“Am I dreaming?” she asked.
“Does it matter?”
Alice thought about it. “I must be,” she said, “because I’ve been able to control some things. Though not everything…”
“Such is life,” said Carroll.
“Did you invent this dream? Did you bring me here? They call you the Inventor.”
“Ah, but am I the real Inventor? Who can say who is dreaming the dream?”
“Is this meant to be some sort of puzzle? Why am I here?” asked Alice.
Carroll crossed one leg over the over and folded his hands over his knee. “Such a philosophical question. Where to begin?”
Alice tried a different tack.
“Okay, I’m going to go on the assumption that this is my dream. And you, apparently, have something to tell me.”
“Assumptions are all we ever have to go on,” said Carroll, and here he rose out of his seat and floated into the air, just like the Cheshire Cat.
“Why do so many impossible things happen here?” said Alice, turning on the spot as Carroll floated around her like an astronaut.
Carroll laughed. “A thing is not impossible merely because it is inconceivable. I assure you, Alice, that human reason has very definite limits.
“Take zero, for example,” he continued, floating around her. “It isn’t a number. It is nothing. It is the absence of a number. And yet, and yet – through a number of minute steps reaching into infinity, it somehow becomes a number one. Tell me, Alice, how is that possible?”
He turned upside down in mid-air and looked at her questioningly.
Alice shook her head. “I really don’t know.”
“That rather proves my point. And the universe is built on numbers, Alice, on finely-tuned calculations. But it is not for us to know everything. And how wonderful a thought that is! The space between understanding and non-understanding… that is where fancy lies; where creation happens…”
His face took on a dream-like expression as he slowly spun right-way-up again.
“But still we try to impose some order on things, and just as well, or there would be no civilisation. And humans impose their numbers on reality as they see it. Time, for example. Calendars. Clocks.”
Alice wondered what he was getting at.
“Time, Alice,” he remarked. “Time is of the essence. And you must become a Master of it. You have almost completed your journey here, Alice. You have almost crossed the board, from non-understanding to understanding.”
Alice thought of that story she kept meaning to write. She had some good ideas for it now, at any rate…
“Then, Alice,” he said, eyes widening,
“there is no Time like the Present,”
and he slowly faded from view before her eyes, leaving nothing but the Cheshire Cat’s grin hanging in the air.
Then the room began to spin. The ticking of the clocks grew louder and louder, until it was almost deafening in her ears, and then –
She was floating upwards, through darkness…
Alice woke up. She was back at her desk. She was alone in the office. She glanced at the clock on the wall. It was twelve o’clock.
Had she been sleeping? Her computer screen had gone into screensaver. She wiggled the mouse, and there was her old Solitaire game, with no Cheshire Cat.
She was confused. If that had been a dream, why had it been so very vivid? And it seemed to have lasted for ages, like she’d been through a whole day. How could she be back at her desk as though nothing had happened?
She got up and walked across to the other side of the office to the kitchen area. She switched on the kettle and pondered, intensely.
The dream had had some sort of message… she thought over all the events that had happened: the fall… the tunnel… the beautiful garden… meeting Humpty Dumpty on the riverbank. The Mad Hatter and the March Hare. The Dark Forest and the White Knight… she should have asked the Red Queen to free the Knight. But would she have listened?
Then there was the Gryphon and the beach. Her child self: she’d had to let her go… the train and all the animals. Then the White Tower, and meeting Lewis Carroll at the top. And all the while, the omnipresent Cheshire Cat. He’d been the one who’d started it all.
She needed time, to get her head straight. As soon as her work colleagues were back, she’d take her lunch break and get out of the office, go for a walk. Because she needed to know: what did it all mean? And had it all been a dream?